2007-02-05 - 4:42 p.m.

Quotes that have recently tickled my tentacles:

"One side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but the lusts and dark passions. It all depends on which side of my face is turned toward you--or the camera. It all depends on which side faces the moon at the ebb of the tide."

Lionel Atwill.

This could well be the best chat-up line ever.

"Right Said Fred on the Atkin's Diet."

-Liam Gallagher on Franz Ferdinand.

Oasis are the drizzling shits as a band, but the beetle-browed cretins can, savant-like, belch out the odd funny quote. This is one of them and it perfectly sums up those smug pricks, Fagz Ferdinowt.

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