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2009-05-16 - 8:00 p.m. Omegle conversation log2009-05-16 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: greetings and salutations! Stranger: haha You: am I a clown? Stranger: I dont know, are you You: would you like to find out? Stranger: yes Stranger: but how? You: you must study my habits You: there are certain giveaways Stranger: ok Stranger: so, where are you from? You: not a big tent... don't get the wrong idea about me You: I travel around a lot Stranger: o You: are you from Canada? Stranger: so you are a clown? You: you tell me, Stranger You: I prefer the term 'laughter engineer' Stranger: are you a laughter engineer? You: you ask a lot of questions Stranger: you dont answer alot of questions You: I'm very evasive Stranger: I see You: do you like to wear ribbons? Stranger: of course You: I know, silly question. Who doesn't, right? Stranger: as far as I know You: maybe Hitler Stranger: possibly Stranger: I never met him You: Me neither, but I don't recall ever seeing him in ribbons Stranger: in his own mind Stranger: but what really is a mind Stranger: its a state of being alive You: are you getting all philosophical on me? Stranger: and reality is just the state of being alove You: alove You: a hand is just the state of being aglove Stranger: so maybe, maybe hitler did like to wear ribbons, Ill never know. You: maybe after a hard days dictating he liked to kick back with some ribbons Stranger: I hear ya there, but you gotta replace ribbons with a different word You: jewbbons? Stranger: haha maybe You: gibbons? Stranger: possibly You: all sorts of possibilities Stranger: its weird to think that theres a laugh engineer sitting on a cimputer talking to me You: maybe I am the computer You: it is 2009 Stranger: oh shit You: You could be the ghost of Hitler for all I know Stranger: that just blew my fuckin mind Stranger: I could be, but Im not You: evidence? Stranger: I like to be honest Stranger: my name is kevin Stranger: thats evidence Stranger: thats being honest You: that totally spoils the illusion You: you were starting to make me randy Stranger: nice Stranger: im just kevin, a guy sitting here talking to a laughing engineer afer being out all day then enjoying some bonding time with my friend mary then I cam here and met a pretty awesome person...or cimputer Stranger: computer You: more or less awesome than Mary? Stranger: Mary will always be more awesome than me, for I am only truly awesome when I am with mary Stranger: becuase you know You: does she make you a God? Stranger: no matter how many times you hit her, she'll never hit back You: haha Stranger: no I am no god Stranger: I dont know what i believe You: Marys are useful like that You: do you make Mary merry? Stranger: no marry makes everyone merry Stranger: think deep to find the true identity of her Stranger: take close look at the words Stranger: to find the sacred message You: it says... 'she is a cuntwhore' Stranger: clearly you have never met her Stranger: or you would not have said these things Stranger: she doesnt want any trouble You: I just read the message, don't shoot the messenger Stranger: she brings everyone happiness You: even niggers? Stranger: yes, even niggers You: she sounds like a wonderful person You: Abe Lincoln with a pussy Stranger: oh, but thats where you are mistaken, you have read the message wrong, I never said she was a woman, but if she was, she would be the awesomest of all women Stranger: sorry, couldnt think of an adjective You: awesome would have done just fine Stranger: I apologiz Stranger: e You: most awesome Stranger: the reason I speak with such wisdom is because of the wind between my teeth Stranger: the wings on my eyes You: you have your mouth near your anus? Stranger: no Stranger: the true meaning of this wisdom is due impart to a well engineered blunt that was created with careful though, specific movements, and precision the entire way, she burned like the bulb above our heads You: you are a blunt engineer Stranger: you have failed to uncover the message, so I had to provide it to you You: I wish you hadn't Stranger: you could call me a blunt engineer Stranger: but how would you find out? You: or blungineer for short You: I hoped it would be a mystery I could take to the grave Stranger: the tables have turned You: I always suspected they might You: the ball is in your court now Stranger: your suspicions have been accurate You: they so seldom are Stranger: I am the blunt engineer! Stranger: or am I... You: If I may be blunt... Stranger: the truth lies in the wind, always around us, but so hard to actually identify You: what is it with you and truth and messages? Stranger: never able to grasp it You: You sound like a Pink Floyd fan Stranger: I am a fan of many things, Pink Floyd may be one, but the real question is who are you? You: the real question is why am I? Stranger: who Stranger: are Stranger: you Stranger: ? You: What You: Am You: I? Stranger: Ill tell you the realy story You: I'm all ears Stranger: my name is kevin, I burned a fat blunt, it tasted great, sent me to the moon, just orbiting back down, coming in, wings closing more and more, laughter engineer failing to do his job Stranger: your thoughts? You: pretty boring story Stranger: not if your in it Stranger: ! You: tits or gtfo Stranger: hahahahaa' You have disconnected.
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