2009-09-05 - 11:36 p.m.

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Stranger: yello
You: shut up you boring son of a bitch
Stranger: ok
You: no wait... come back!
Stranger: whyyyyyy?
You: I want you to speak your brains
Stranger: oh, ok!
You: say something so I know you're not dead
Stranger: i'm so freakin bored, i could actually be dead. i wish i was over this flu!
You: have you tried eating sausages?
Stranger: yuk, no
You: just sniff them then... it'll do you the power of good I promise
Stranger: ok, i'll have to brave the rain to buy them tho!
Stranger: i'll get sicker"
You: wear a hood
Stranger: good idea
You: and take an umbrella too just to be on the safe side
Stranger: i broke it! well the wind broke it
You: kick its ass
Stranger: yeah! yeah!!! goddamn wind
You: its not the boss of you!
Stranger: hell no!
You: settle down, beavis
Stranger: sorry...overexcited
You: you got carried away
You: let's just relax and cool down for a bit
Stranger: ok ok...im good
You: I was worried you had become frenzied and dangerous
You: I thought I was dealing with a lunatic!
Stranger: frenzied maybe, dangerous, never!
You: do you know any dangerous men?
Stranger: no...do u?
You: I don't think so but you can never tell
Stranger: very true
You: people can snap at any moment
Stranger: indeed!
You: one moment you're offering them a banana, the next they're turning you upside down and screaming!
Stranger: that happened to me on tuesday!!!!
Stranger: wasnt funny
Stranger: hurt my back
You: happens to me every tuesday....
Stranger: really? every tues?
You: was it Morrissey who said 'every day is like Tuesday?'
Stranger: i'm not sure
You: my life is one big giant Tuesday
Stranger: wow, i wish mine was like a lazy saturday
You: I'm having one of those now
You: did that nasty bout of flu clear up yet?
You: talk to me, Ferris... I'm dying here
You have disconnected.

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