2009-09-05 - 11:59 p.m.

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Stranger: concombre!!!
You: it's not a dating site, dummy
Stranger: why do you say that?
You: you were coming on to me
Stranger: with a pair of scissors
Stranger: was going to cut your hair
You: right in my moist cunthole
Stranger: don't you want me to?
You: I do! I do!
Stranger: Shall I give you a mullet?
You: give me a snatch mullet
You: hit me, Sweeny
You: a want a snullet
Stranger: *slashes your throat*
Stranger: oooops
You: silly you
You: you screwed up my haircut
Stranger: what can you expect from Sweeney Todd
You: a lovely pie?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but what is that?
Stranger: a finger!
Stranger: I am bankrupt!
You: I bet you say that to all the girls
Stranger: I tell them I'm morally bankrupt
Stranger: and if they still hang out with me
You: you hang around with losers
Stranger: I have sex with them and I don't call back
You: do you call out during sex?
Stranger: Yes. I scream: OH scientific theory. Oh methodology!
You: man, you are such a nerd. Nerdy nerdy nerd nerd
You: would you still cry out such things if you were bumming Jesus?
Stranger: No, I'd scream: Oh sweet blashemy!
You: then you'd fall off the cross... whoops!
Stranger: he'd fall off to from the shockwave of my powerful lovemaking
You: the nails would hold him in place, silly billy
You have disconnected.

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